Sometimes Madness

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I can't wait to damage your self-esteem.

Just got this email. Seems legit.

Dear Friend,

With due respect and with much sincerity of purpose I make this contact with you as I believe that you can be of great assistance to me. I know that this message will come to you as a surprise. I am Mr. Hamara Bello, the Auditing and Accounting section manager with Bank of African, Ouagadougou Burkina Faso. I Hope that you will not expose or betray this trust and confident that I am about to repose on you for the mutual benefit of our both families.


I need your urgent assistance in transferring the sum of U$40 (Forty million United States Dollars) to your account within 10 or 14 banking days. This money has been dormant for years in our Bank without claim. I want the bank to release the money to you as the nearest person to our deceased customer who died along with his supposed next of kin in an air crash since October 31st 1999.
I don’t want the money to go into government treasury as an abandoned fund. So this is the reason, why I am contacting you so that the bank can release the money to you as the next of kin to the deceased customer. Please I would like you to keep this proposal as a top secret and delete it if you are not interested.


Upon receipt of your reply, I will give you full details on how the business will be executed and also note that you will have 40% of the above mentioned sum if you agree to handle this business with me.
Please indicate your willingness by sending the below information for more clarification and easy communication.


Your Full Name:
You’re Country
You’re Occupation
Youri Contact Adresse:
Your Personal Tel and Fax Number:


Note: If you are willing Please reply to: (mrhamarabello@voila.fr)

I am expecting your urgent response as soon as you receive my message.

Best Regard.

Mr. Hamara Bello.

I sometimes think it would be a lot of fun to post something on Facebook eluding to the fact that I may be pregnant. Just to really scare anyone I’ve recently fucked.


Lana Del Rey covers Kasabian’s “Goodbye Kiss”

I did have a mega-crush on Kasabian’s cover of ‘Video Games’, but this works too. 

(Source: youtube.com, via metehanigneci)